Here are some classic quotes:

"I thought he was going to OUCH ..... bite me!"

"I'm gonna make a little s**t with your dog"

"Platz means Platz"

"I'm trialling tommorrow!"

"Caught by a show dog--how embarrassing!!!!"

"If you're not bleeding, you're not building drive"

Advice for a Dog - Run away very fast if you hear either of the following: